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       first n foremost, i would like to wish evrbody "happy new year" -pls pretend tat u r even if u r nt- i mean, it nt everyday u have an ultraman saying tat to u (^-^) heeeee…

       so,its time for new year resolution.. a list of "WO TIS YEAR MUZ BUAT" would alwiz b the number satu muz buat compilation..wlaubagaimanapun,sumtime ppl gt very xtreme.. lebih lebih.. a compilation of more then 10 "Muz Buat". they akan tell themselve "u can do it, no worry,sub sub ssui nia" then for the first few day.. they would follow la… n thennnnn… mmm,u know,i know wat will happen.. the ever familiar sentence would come out-

1. aiya,today d siu bak vr chui n pang la (diet konon)                     
2. mm,my abdomen bit sakit la.. rest 1 day,nxt day do lar (exercise untuk enam ketul konon)
3. adui.. letih la.. main Dota to refresh first ( mau score STRAIGHT A’s konon )

       laugh u might, but pls dun comment u tak pernah tink of al tis.. or those xcuse tat may bring down ur greatest compilation of N.Y Muz Buat..mesti ada punya.. walaubagaimanapun, hopefully everbody can stick to their resolution la.. or pretend to stick oso ok.. as long as at the end of the year.. kita boleh stick our nose high up and dengan bangganya cerita to our frens how succesful we r (but i tink onli si ai bin do tat la)

     btw, i’m vr happy.. hate ladder (cant remember d spelling) watever la.. sudah mati, apa nama oso can la.. to all the males.. rejoice, another competitor sudah mati..wah wah wah… i mean who needs him.. so lembut like jelly nia.. wat we need is RAMBO.. testerone laden, all muscled up with loaded M-16 n grenades.. jumping up n down.. god.. i can go rambling all round.. or y nt ultraman.. yes, he doesnt hv sexy voices.. but he saves the world n he never dies.. or lie down naked, with drugs or watever la.. x macam hate ladder at all..

oh, i lupa how many fansy he has hor.. die, time to restore some image.. "actually, i have full compasionate for the leaving of a great actor, a father and of course, a true idol for all d girls who r bit rabun.. sorry.. who have taste.. for all his sissy act, sorry.. inspirational act, n the devotion he had in his career as an clown, sorry .. a great actor.. may he rest in peace  forever be laughed for dying naked on the floor or bed or watever la.. aiya,sorry again… forever be remembered by all "

your sincerely

ultraman a.k.a (^-^)

                  its kind of amazing to c ppl writing a thousand n 1 ting at blog’s page.. hell yeah.. all sort of rambling, emotion writing n sumtime meaningful speeches.. kind of soul stirring.. sumtime u juz wonder wat makes them so gud at doin so.. good at words? or juz plain frank.. anyway,i have to admit tat its great having these ppl.. it kinds of makes u feel close to the writer.. bit warmer.. which i tink its a gud ting.. and the best ting a bout blogging is u can leave comments.. oh, i luv them so much.. its d time when u show ur caring attitude, showering words of hopes, loves and supports to those needing ( the writer of the blog) whic i suppose would leaves the blogger feeling warm,nice and fuzzy…. mmm,the aazing power of writting.. cherrioo..

           however so,i do suspect deep in one’s heart,lies a devil waiting to be unleash..critisizing,mocking and dishing out those heart peircing arrows of poisonus letters, mind numbing thoughts… making the miserable life of d writer bcomes even more miserable.. sumting like hitting a place with fire, then maybe eartquake or tornado? and ending up with d star of all mother earth wrath… d ever friendly anf life loving tsunami… now tats a catch.. a superb way killing a person soul… mmm,i kind of enjoy it sumtime………..sumtime nia…. to gv the world of blogging a litle spice mar.. everday roti canai for breakfast, where got "song" muz rotate a bit 1… we r malaysian.. kings of variety..( ceh wah,patriotik konon)

               anyway,human… like any other human in tis world, we r bound to have those si ai bin (die love face) attitude… whether u hate tat person or not, we kind would leave nice nice words, making us viewed as angelic, so gud, so caring.. prety simple,nobody 1 to be mocked by others.. so, there goes d litle devil.. bound by d the string of "si ai bin" he or she may never surface… 4ever there deep in our heart…sob sob.. well,guess i muz oso follow d trend la..telling how beautiful is life. leaving memorable speeches… n so on.. keepind d litle devil bounded… hehehe… hey, ppl will view me as angelic…

            the onli question is… would tat be the same old weeleum? mmmm…

       recently,sumbody posted me an article… its was pretty gud ting..about y do ppl complain so much.. n it came with a personal message..

*weeleum,stop complainin bout evr single fuckin stuff,juz enjoy it

        whoa.. wat n message..anyway,i thought bout it 4 d whole nite.. n i realised tat it was pretty true.. i juz had to point out at small errors,make comments about almost evrting, n laugh about almost anyting… haiz,to all those i had done all those bad ting… sori ya.. no harm intended..

        so, i’ve decided to start singing praises rather then grumbling,,,so where shall i start?

        ah ha…my "hotel" at bkt mertajam…well,its not so "bad" actually.. there is a superbly "clean" toilet,equiped with "functioning tab" and "free" of inscet with "ample" lightning. The room is extremely "cooling" and "comfortable" be it,day or nite… then theres d dewan makan tat serves d most "delicious mum-mum" in d whole world with "enuf" fork n spoons to be used by civilised ppl and not forgetting d ever "courteous,sweet n beautiful" makcik tat "willingfully" scoop dishes to ur plate…

       lets talk about d main building at my school…. mm,its "big" and "user friendly" n not to forget d "vibrant and cheerful" interior… it has an vr "cooling" chiller tat produce a sense of not feeling uncomfortable due to heat.. it also has lab tat is "fully" equiped with "state of d art" machinery and tools… mm,wat a  "brilliant" place to study… ya,musnt  4get to mention about our  fuckingly  "wonderful library"…it has "more books then racks"  tat is so "helpful" when it comes to doin assignment, "up to date" magazine..  n a superbly  "cepat,pantas dan tangkas internet connection tat never breakdown"  memang cun giler…

        ya,there r "lots" of  persatuan  4 u  2 join…all vr vr "nice " lots" of sport  equipment  and  courts to… theres even a fully functionin garden tat can rival ibrahim primary school mini garden tat has a fish pond in it… mm,not bad 4 ppl who enjoy strollin in parks…

        i tink tats all la…all those wonderful ting in my "beloved " school…
       whoa… cant belief i’m singin praises.. not a bad start huh…hehehe

    So two weeks of my holidays is goin to pass… blinl-blink,2 weeks d..time passes so fast. Anyway,its great being at home after six months of "plesant living" in my "hotel room". Sumhow,my days r getting more n more boring.. it was fun at d startin of d holidays but gradually sinking as days go by…mm

    i guess d most fun part is gettin to downloads "great shows"..sexy,gorgeus,beautiful stars n makes d most glorious sound of earth.. well, u muz b wonderin i’m goin dirty again… nooooooo… not porn star,it cars… like Ferrari,Pagani,Lamborginis… they r d greatest tings of earth other then lets say,porn star..much better actually.. to those of u who like seeing exotic cars n hate watchin shows tat has a fixed script,go download tis show "BBC Top Gear"… it won an EMMy_not pretty sure of d spellin..

    mmm,sumo wat r?… yap,i bought myself a ferrari…a 1:24 diecast model… its a beauty,absolutely gorgeous esp in d ferrari color ,d Rossa Red.. i’m still pretty much gettin d excitement evrtime i catch a glance of it… so my cars collection have gone up to 6 cars, i got an F430,F355,F550,F250 Le Man a nissan Skyline R34 Gtr Vspec, and a 911(996) carrera… yeah,, one day o’m goin 2 hv a mini musuem ..filled with cars of course.. hehehe.. well,nxt i’m goin 2 get myself_hopefully got la a BMW M5,M6,M3 and d new Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano …in Rossa red of course..

    ya,2 those of u havin to wake up early to go 2 school…dun grumble..cheerish it instead..4 once ur out of school,u wont be able to do it again.. like me..huuuuu.. how i wish i’m in secondary school..

    well,i’m back in Sp…finally… after a week of wat i called " Da week of Hell" which is d final test week, i am glad to say tat i am well, still as crazy as ever, and mentally stabil… well if d muslim will ucap "syukur alhamdullilah" i will say "nia bui,its time 4 lim pek 2 eui sei kai liao" hahaha…

    U c ,i luv sg petani vr much..not d SUNGAI PETANI,d kopi O coloured,tat is full with rubbish n so on… i mean d town.. it wasnt luv at d first sight but after i spend 1 whole damm year in Bkt Mertajam(sori to Mertajam-erz) it juz came to me tat sg petani was a better place… not onli to live.. but to eat 2.. if u ever have to drive at bkt mertajam,heres a few pointer…
1. when d traffic light on ur side turn green,dun stomp on d gas pedal..count to 5,then onli u do tat.. u muz b tinkin i’m mad 4 watever reason u could tink of… but tis is d truth.. bcoz in bkt mertajam.. yes,bkt mertajam.. at sum traffic lights motorist hv a 1 kind of weird n mad thinking
"green turns to red means its green 4 5 sec sumo", "red turns to green means u can speed of early 5 sec b 4 d damm lights actually turn green" , "heres d most fascinating ting,assume ur in a 4 way junction traffic light,during d intervals between d switching from green to red and red to green 4 d opposite way,u can speed off…  INTERVAL means its juz around 2 second..n sum of tis Mertajamerz from dsme family/species ,homo sapiens can pull it off from his side to another" Fantastic,marvellous n so on… well,to those who understand.. its d truth coz i nearly met n accident thanks to d second theory to a chabor on her motorbike… to those unfortunate who do not understand wat d shit i’m crapping,juz take a car n drive to bkt mertajam to experience a Truly Mertajam way of driving.. dun belief.. go try it.. out of 10 traffic lights u can c tis at 8… cayalah

    next,on d dissapointing list is d food..ya.. d food.. now,let me pin point 1 food tat rili dissapoint me.. 1 year i cari,i year i kecewa…d food is curry mee..  now, a gud bowl of tis ,how do is say… tis marvellously delicious food is the soup… we know tat kari muz got santan rite.. 2much,not nice…2 little,cannot oso..so it muz b balance.. now,d 1 at bkt mertajam is d Kunchui(water) 1.. there is practicaly no santan… its so watery,d colour is so pale n d flavour… its bloody dissapointing.. try d 1 at sg petani,u can trace d santan,d lemak of d curry..walauwei..si pe ho chiak.. d 1 at bkt mertajam.. haiz,si pe kiam siap..no santan 1. or maybe we could put it like tis, mertajam_erz r bunch oh health freak, they 1 their food to b as ching(light) as possible so they say "we,mertajamers r diff from d Petani_ans,we care 4 our health more then anyting else,so our curry mee muz not have santan or ..or d santan muz b so little tat d person who eat will say "ei,mana santan?"… well,tis is my word "kiss my arse..health konon.." in bm,almost evr restaurant serve tis yam rice with pig  stomach la,blood la.. n al those lap sap … i belief those ting would harm their health more then d curry mee. i mean,when can those hawkers realise they need to add santan to their soup.. dun they know tat a curry mee without santan is like …like wat ya…
ya,like a porn star witout d figure,u know 3x-2x-3x… its essential..or maybe mertajamers r juz weirdo..

    well,of course they r gud tings bout bkt mertajam n its mertajamerz.. nice economy noodles,fried rice at kota permai.. ke kien n dragon ball(i rili duno d name…its a ball,inside got feeling n then deepfried… amazingly delicious,ya we oso called it as.. ahem,,laxpx chi..sori if its kind of harsh…but ta wat we called la..

    but al these ke le fe r not important,i juz hope to find a bowl of nice,rich curry mee… yumyum,but at tis time,i juz enjoy d sg petani 1 la… ya,2 regina..al d bestin ur SPM.. n i rili hv no idea or any memory of seeing u in ibrahim la.. ei,u c me in ibrahim b4 r?

there is sumting i rili hate about studying in tis stupid technical school…. not sumting but many ting actually.
1 of it is there is no chabor in my class…
aaargh….. i still canot belief it.. onli got chabor which if u go do d ahem-ahem ting n her stomach grow bigger from months2month ,u will have 2 4get about eating hockien mee,siu bak pui,siu mai n etc.. still dun get it.. ,malai poh lar… sumo so rough,bin pui kau-kau n attidude like ta por…
wah.si ka liau…. n d letcurer tis sem all vr keng 1..
asigment muz b around 20 page..
all hand written… worse still… all canot angkat 1… so different from last year,where d letcurer all so kuai,gv a lot of marks….. after schol is any probelm… theres absolutely no entertainin stuff.
all u have is a monitor 2 stare at,keyboard 2 press at n sum woofers tat would tell evr1 how much u like 2 find trouble with d wardens. theres a 29 inc television tat onli shows tv3 n ntv7, no vcd/dvd player 4 u 2 play porno movies…
well,tis is a boy hotel…sori,hostel, so normal lar….. theres 3 badminton court which is packed like sardine evr nite, a volleyball court tat has practicaly no fan-sy.. a almost siap tennis court tat is oso flocked by herds of futsal player who tinks they can b d next ronaldinho by doin all kinds of …wat should i say… ya, clown tricks onli to end up kissin d floor-fall down GRACEFULLY-…hahaha… n ya…
tats all u d stuff u can do at nite… well,u muz b wonderin wat bout clubbing? snookers? jamming? disco? or juz sit down at d mamak stall n so on…… their non existance…
their non existance around d school, n d laws say “Well,my beloved fellow future technican, u muz b behind d wall of Japan Malaysia Tech Prison by 10pm or else…… ur head would roll down” not roll down la…
but sure get 1 hell of a torrid time with our mother-fuckin damm fat ass with a bull dog face discipline teacher -sori,i hate him so much-
n b4 i end …
2 my dearest mr louis fletcher(correct spellin?)…
i got 2 wear my tie evr monday……
but dun b so hapy…
half n hour onli…
hahahaha

WAlau wei …life in SP is gettin more borin than ever aar…u wake up at 6,go2school n listen 2 all kind of stuff that makes no sense to u until u realise tat u have just 1 n the half year 2 prepare 4 STPM….Damm,u tink u will be happy at home????? UR apa n ama will grill u with all kind of talks…n b4 u can say anytin….they would say   "ITS ALL 4 UR OWN GOOD"..n tat means(4 me lar)  no tv…no cycling middle of the night…no mummum after 11 n no  basketball…well no tv, mummum n cycling is ok  but no basketball means my weight goes up…then i will be fat(like tua pui n tua pek kong<refer to my previous blog n u will know who>)  luckily crazy people like me is clever at  CHOW AR KAI(all those stupid stuff to lie 2 mama n papa)….so probelm settled 4 the time being…n ya,anyway my life is gettin sweeter thanks 2  friend who know how 2 mail me…not tat kind of mail like u r using(e-mail) but the  kind where u hv to write it on the paper n post it  2 the person using our beloved POS TAL service….ya, its always better the recieving E-mail.i feel lot more happier when i recieve tat person letter(2tat person readin  tis….pls continue 2 write 2 me)..alrite.i canot tahan alr…i wan2 go n do my favourite activitie……SLEEP

Well,2day ago,like any "boh kang cho" crazy boy,i took my half torn bag n stuffed it with my made in japan"goma "ball.then spend 15minutes riding2 tis wat i called "Heaven On The Hill" which is actually Lorong 55(aiya,those who play basketball will knowlor).To my horror,there was actually no 1 there….n alone i played 4 the whole evening…but not rili alonelar..tat rat skin came n join me(talkin about rat..he is still that lousy..hahahaha..)                            Hmm,how things has change..when i was in Form5,lorong 55 was one of my favourite hangout.Shady trees n a low post (u can do lots of dunk there….but since no girls go there…u dun have2 showofflar).Back then,me ,Liew,siaukia Chung,"AH pui" which is ellie,"TUa pek kong" which is chia shin(n many more Ibrahimian)…n ya the crazy shorty who likes 2 impersonate as Jason Kidd"wai san" n those heroes(WeiLiang…n co) would spend our evenin there battling each other…serious fun man..then our darling MCgraddy Liew would demonstrate some dunks…while we(only me actually)would be wondering which jungle did he came from….haha ..juz kiddin…yaya,fun is fun,but sometimes temper do flare up due 2misunderstandinglar..but after tat back like normal lor…maki here maki there…n talkin about tis maki stuff(not japanese food but BM word 4cursing) its seem evr1 there r so good at it (not me…not me..).Everytime the bola tak masuk u hear…(not 4 the weak hearted or vr goodboy or chabor)..mar lan***.pu** n  more lar..but normal lar,boys mar..when angry lose ur head lor…………but frankly speakin…those evenin i had with u guys r 1 of the most cherished moments in my life..money can’t buy those moment(sori bill gates..ur$$$$ is useless here)so2all of those who  used 2play at lorong55…..have a nice day ahead…..